may your coffee kick in, before reality does

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

remember when half man happened to us. half man used to be a thing that happened to us weekly. and we just had to sit there and take it. and we did. and now its like sitting in the aftermath of a nuclear blast. there really is just before half man and after half man

Getting high on open window air

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened