Sideblog Archive

im boycotting everytbing because im broke youre welcome

the only thing worse than saying goodbye is never saying it.

I dont understand how people think “but they killed people!” Is everrrr going to convince me to hate a fictional character. I actually like them more because they killed people. In fact, its the main thing I like about them. I would cheer with pom-poms at the mere implication of them killing again.

rejoice! girls come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

some might also come in you if you're lucky!

I'm in your fandom, polyculing your found family.

so how is everyone’s fursuits coming along

mine’s alive and took my place in society

The ending of the ugly duckling should really focus more on the swan's enormous, muscular body and propensity for violence.

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

It is my firm belief that there is no character in the world that cannot be improved by a couple piercings and some eyeliner. Not a single one

forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

Slipping estrogen into your boss's coffee might sound cathartic, but if you unionize your workplace then you won't even have to slip it in his coffee. You'll be able to openly demand that he take estrogen. That's the power of collective bargaining.

once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.