she's sleeping

the sign in button?

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

not now kitten daddy's entertaining his 8 regular mutuals on the internet

our friendship wrapped I love you ten billion times I wanted to hug you a million times this year I saw a funny post and thought about you at least sixty times a week. also I listened to a lot of Oingo Boingo but that isn’t really relevant

that fish was only 21? they should have been at the glub! recwntly i have dreamed at night of sprouting insectile mandibles from my face and using them to tear people apart

you seem to be a little crabby... maybe a night at the glub would help... just saying...

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

jerma has reached a very unique type of functional online privacy despite his fame based exclusively on the fact that his fanbase's sense of humor is built (and deliberately cultivated) around lying. about everything and anything but especially about him. and they're dedicated. which makes it virtually impossible to casually google any meaningful private information about him- more so even than other people of a similar status because while they may maintain privacy through a lack of information jerma maintains it through a wealth of false information, which is objectively a harder thing to sift through even when it's comically obviously false

you can't find out a lot of info about jerma as easy as you can many many other people simply because you will look it up and there'll be 4 conflicting answers and every single one will be wrong on purpose. and probably some obscure stream reference to boot. and if you somehow know real info and try to add it anywhere it'd be changed back pretty fast to some outrageous lie. which is honestly probably the ideal way to maintain some sense of online anonymity as a personality right? he won