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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@whatiwouldnamethisanimal
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
Bro wtf don't do coke you're ALREADY attracting bears
I would name this fish
"Trouty Montana"
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I would name this cat
"Dewey Decimal"
Why does that lemon have bugs bunny mouth
Kids step back or you'll look like those limes
I would name this beluga
"Citronos"
Wawa and Wiwi are neck and neck and I am glad they are. Wawa and Wiwi's names are too good to not be side by side!
Wawa is incredible. I hope she and El Wiwi Gordito tie for sixth place.
Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”
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Come meet me at @dashcon-two! I will have some stickers to sell (see below), including the Dashcon 2 exclusive raccoon diabetes sticker because, as I’m sure you all remember, Toronto is the raccoon diabetes capital of the world.
All proceeds from sticker sales will go to fund conservation measures for the critically endangered pygmy raccoon.
I had a vision that instead of just a ballpit, we had a dodgeball pit.
It's just a big circle with dodgeballs at the edges. All of the dodgeballs have something Apollo related painted on them, like an Apollo logo or a sunshine 🌞 or something.
Then an intricate ritual takes place.
Folks that have given particularly egregious "hahah" "predictions" that came true must stand in the center of the circle.
All who are aggrieved of their prophecy? They are dubbed Apollo for the hour and may yeet as many dodgeballs at the spoony prophet as they desire, so long as the prophet chooses to remain in the pit.
Users igonecrazy and thebibliosphere survive but not without slow-mo video of a dodgeball taking them down.
And there's a raccoon mascot for this intricate ritual named
"Apollo"
My local animal shelter (BARCS) just got an influx of 369 birds from a shitass pet store, which is a truly terrifying number of parrots to have inside a building. BUT: there's a donation drive going on right now where you can vote for a pet's face to go on a beer can for their annual BARCStoberfest. Every single vote is a dollar towards animal rescue!!!
You can vote for your favorites such as Tylenol, El Eiwi Gordito, and Cheese here on their website!
A good cause.
If the parrots have no names, BARCS has my explicit permission to farm for names from my blog.
helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER
I would name this species
"The Flopmingo"
“tum tum hurts:(“ twin or “IM FUCKING TWEAKINNN” twin
I would name these kittens
"Dante and Virgil"
I would name these amphibians
"HUMPTY AND DUMPTY"
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Coming through. (via)
Beep beep, mother clucker.
I would name this cat
"Big Boss"
From the makers of El Wiwi comes
Le Iwiw
Also known as El Aine, apparently.
"BABUSHKITTEN"
I would name these lizards 🦎 🦎
"JACK AND ROSE"
THE BOY!!
SO CLOSE!!
Previously I noted that I would name all the quail "Baggins" because they were stuffed in bags but I may have to make an exception for mister
"ODO PROUDFEET"
here. I mean look at them toes.
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B A G G E D
(they are fine btw, these are safe hatching bags to keep them separated by lineage for tagging. They crack out and generally just take naps until I pull them a few hours later)
The angle on this made the bags appear huge to me. It took me a second to figure out what was going on. At first I thought "Who put chickens in with those eggs?" before realizing "Oh wait, eggs is already full of chickens, this is fine."
I would name every one of these chicks after hobbits, but their middle-last names would
"Baggins"
And of course they would be named things like "Frodo Baggins of Bag-End, Bilbo Baggins of Bag-End, Rosa Baggins, Sam Baggins, Pippin Baggins" etc etc until I ran out of names and had to consult Stephen Colbert for additional hobbit names.
Shoppers in upstate New York month turned up a rare find while perusing a local antique store this month: a live owl resting peacefully amon
Hey, thanks to @heymerle for this, because it’s genuinely just too cute. 😄
I would name this owl
"Sister Mary Clearance"
