wie cool ist das bitte??

guy who cant giggle so he just smiles and unsmiles really fast

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

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"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

you all hate to see a gnc bitch thriving in a marsh environment

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I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I see your Panthera and raise you a political history Ph.D. student named Clytemnestra who spends all the time she should be working on her dissertation writing TTRPGs that are meticulously grounded in the cultural milieu of immediately pre-Ottoman Constantinople, which isn't even her subject. and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

#bunch of butches leashed to the bike rack outside waiting

Utopian techno-futurist concept: a tofu container which has a peel-away lid which is not bonded more strongly to the container than to itself, and as such can simply be peeled away rather than being iteratively torn into shreds or cut with a knife.