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this little shit ???

Now a fashionable clothing

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apikaliaa

You said i deserved the world,

but i didn’t want the world

i just wanted you

— a.a.

infininoodle

are we human

or are we dentists

seafucker

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

dankmemeuniversity

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hyrude

don’t underestimate the extremity of my procrastination. i was once so desperate to put off learning sinusoids that i sewed a replica of the basilica of san vitale.

hyrude

i really wish i was joking

marvel-lous-things

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

sanerontheinside

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

elfwreck

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

thyrell

why not

icebats

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

icebats

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

crimecommitter420-deactivated20

Why do women hate innovation?

patchesthegreat

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

candiikismet

This is insane

woke-whisperer

woulddieforgabriel

The most iconic thing Misha Collins has ever said

woulddieforgabriel

Pros of posting this: people with a sense of humor get a laugh out of it

Cons of posting this: butthurt people in the notes

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nycstark

someone: i dont get why you’re so passionate about saving the environment lol

me, my head turning slowly and completely around my neck to face them, eye twitching: because i fucking live in the environment you scentless wax melt

hedonisticallystoic

amystiago

BROOKLYN NINE NINE - SEASON SIX STARTS JANUARY 10TH AT 9/8C ON NBC

kingkumaaa

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

maliciousindungeon

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

ask-grabor-3-deactivated2026021

Jack Black always goes this hard.

amystiago

omg they did that thing where the tweets started with the letters from BLOOPERS ARE COMING and no one notice kdjaskd

amystiago

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

grumpycapt

Jesus they really are nailing the promotion thing

zeroxday

Brooklyn Nine-Nine bloopers and outtakes from Season 1

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socialismartnature

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

atrioventriculas

reblogging for the millionth time

amesantiagos

Never change, Charles, never change.

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