the futurist;;

also big big fan of buck hearing eddie's voice and it immediately hitting the 'christopher's safety above all else' override in his brain. eddie walked into his lawyer's office that one time knowing one thing above all else and by god was he correct

Schrödinger’s buddie: not canon but also canon enough to get hate crimed in small towns

recommending étoile to ALL OF Y’ALL

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

Almost as bad as French.

With French you’re only ever one omitted article away from an obscenity.

Just like how in English anything can be an obscenity if you try really hard and believe in yourself

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You don’t wanna live in the country where the funnyman on tv can’t mock dear leader

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you