a heart made of glass and a head made of wood

microphone as a metaphor for penis. singing into a microphone as a metaphor for fellatio. sharing a microphone with someone to sing as a metaphor for mutual masturbation

vampire money but they’re not ready and they take a minute to regroup

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

What is the opposite of dracula music?

we are ALL fucking to Mr. Bungle

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

@punkpoemprose @aceoftheocean @rainbow-femme

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

Detail from Jacques-Louis David’s Leonidas at Thermopylae, 1814.

Wearing nothing but a flower crown and a sword is an aesthetic I can get on board with.