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Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism arenāt marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.
Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ā¤ļøāš©¹š¦
Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.
I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw
Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.
We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people
The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

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first day of pride month
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Devotion
Saw this news and I had to make a rough sketch about it. š„¹ We humans always underestimate the empathy and care of other animals..
I love this with my whole heart
I keep thinking about harpies
dont trace reference images. dont even LOOK at reference images. in fact, don't ever look at anything that exists in the world, in person or in photos or in videos, even when you're not drawing, because you will still be able to use the memories of what something looks like as a reference when you're drawing it later. yes that includes yourself. destroy all the mirrors in your house. don't look down at your hands or feet. don't look. close your eyes. close them tight. forget everything. it's okay, embrace the darkness. just forget.

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im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.
"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry
Meme dump once more
+ two that Iām not proud of but had to make
I love embarrassing loser (affectionate) with a crush Steve. Just twirling his hair making the biggest googly eyes fucking giggling. āHi Eddie!ā The second he walks in a room and immediately forgets whatever conversation he was having with Robin. Absolutely glued to his side and theyāre not even dating yet
@steviehchrist YES exactly like Steveās so gone itās getting genuinely hard to watch for the bystanders. So they encourage him to tell Eddie heās bi to hopefully move it along but Eddieās just like āthatās cool! heās into dudes but he still wouldnāt be into me Iām not even in the ballpark of his typeā
Dustin and Robin have to make him a flowchart
not the flowchart!
poor eddie is just like "there's no correlation here!!" bc if he believes that steve does like him and they do get together, what happens when steve finds out he ISN'T what steve is clearly hoping he is. not knowing steve is just as insecure, but he's also planning far into the future (and not telling eddie that bc insecureeee) and is already thinking about rings/venues/what food to serve/etc.
the flowchart makes it worse because āoh okay so he thinks Iām cool and mysterious? well I play nerd games and spend my free time hanging out with children and playing in a garage band so. ha.ā
meanwhile Steve is gonna lock that nerd down if it kills him
I like the idea of steddie trying on each other's clothes as a fun surprise or a sexy thing and them being like, "ugh, ew. No."
Steve shows up to band practice in black skinny jeans, eye liner, a black leather jacket, and one of Eddie's band shirts. Eddie's eyes go huge but not in a good way. He can't help the way his nose scrunches up in distaste. "Please go put on a polo and a puffer jacket this is not my boyfriend."
Eddie tries to dress nicely for some event, maybe a work thing for Steve, but instead of doing it his own way, he just raids Steve's closet. He's wearing a white button up under a beige sweater, light wash jeans, and his hair in a slick bun. Steve immediately pulls a face like he wants to be sick and makes Eddie at least take off the sweater and undo some buttons so at least he can roll up the sleeves and show off his tattoos.
They love each other exactly as they are and don't want the other to change for them at all.
They both get horny if the other borrows Robin's clothes, though, which is why they are both banned from her closet.
Important to me that Steveās always crazy down bad in a relationship. But no oneās ever matched the energy before so he always expects to be the one whoās more in love just by default.
And early in their relationship Eddie doesnāt want to scare him off so he doesnāt go full besotted king even tho heās feeling it and Steve figures. Yeah okay more of the same!!
It takes a few months for Eddie to decide that, okay, Steve might actually stick around.
The amount of time passed isnāt a factor. Itās simply that Steve, even though he couldnāt get off work to go to a Corroded Coffin gig and had an early shift the next morning too, stayed up to call Eddie once he got back home to ask how it went. Steve even allowed time for Corroded Coffin partying it up a bit after (which definitely happened) and for Eddie to take a shower and get comfy (which definitely didnāt, because Eddie had gotten distracted by something on tv and rummaging through his room for a joint, not in that order), and they just. Chatted, for over an hour. Even though Steve needed to go to bed and kept dozing off on the line, he kept insisting that āI like hearing your voiceā and āIām still really bummed I didnāt get to see you play tonight,ā his pouting just as audible as his yawns.
Heās so sweet and devoted it makes Eddieās teeth ache. Itās time to return the favor.
The next morning, Eddie turns up about an hour into Steveās early shift with coffee (for both of them) and a breakfast bagel sandwich that he made himself. Steve lights up when he first sees him, his night owl boyfriendās presence at this ungodly hour being a wonderful surprise in itself, and as each new offering is noticed or revealed his smile goes up a notch in both brilliance and wonder. Eddie ends up crashing in the break room despite the caffeine and snoozes there until itās time for Steveās lunch break; when Steve comes to nudge him awake Eddie gets him in a full body octopus hug right there on the break room couch, nuzzling and cooing and just generally letting out all the cuteness aggression heās felt since, like, before theyād started dating.
They go out, grab fast food from somewhere, and eat it in the back of Eddieās van somewhere out of the summer sun and secluded enough that they can comfortably lay on each other and make out the whole time. Relaxed and sweet, no pressure to try and squeeze in a quickie before Steve has to clock back in, just enjoying being close. āI missed you,ā Eddie explains when asked why all the sudden closenessānot that Steveās objecting, not at all, he just hadnāt expected it.
āWe talked last night,ā Steve points out. āWell, at the crack of dawn this morning. And spent basically all day together on Tuesday.ā
āYeah,ā Eddie replies patiently, āand I needed to see you again today. Because youāre my guy, and itās high time I make sure you feel like youāre my guy.ā He gives him a kiss that was intended to be quick, but they both get carried away for a minute or two until he breaks away to shyly add, āI also want to invite you to band practice on Saturday. Since you couldnāt come last night, and, you know. Officially meet the guys. If you want.ā
Steve melts and tightens his grip on him at the same time. āYeah, of course I want! If, uh, they donāt mind me being there. I know you were⦠easing them into you dating a former-douchebag jock.ā
āSweetheart, hey.ā Eddie cradles his face and starts peppering his cheeks with kisses. āI havenāt been hiding you. Theyāve been bitching about not getting the chance to give you the shotgun talk for weeks. And when thatās over theyāre going to start telling you stories about every stupid thing Iāve done, excuse thatās what friends do. Itās going to be godawful embarrassing for me, thatās why Iāve been putting it off.ā
āOh,ā Steve says with a dawning smile, sweet and besotted but also a little teasing. āYou mean like how you put off telling Wayne about us until he caught me getting coffee in your kitchen one morning and showed me your baby pictures, and you threatened to throw a temper tantrum?ā
āHush up,ā Eddie chides, and kisses him again.
Steveās a little late getting back to work, but he canāt bring himself to feel even a little bit bad about it.
the tags are killing me. Robin hears this and goes āEddie? Sweet devoted boyfriend? Nah no way last week you were crying to me that he might never want his friends to know about you no one switches up this fastā
It would be more realistic to suspect that he cheated on Steve at the gig and is now lovebombing to make up for it. But thatās why Robin going straight to āWait, what if heās possessedā and dragging Steve with her is funnier.
oh WAIT thatās actually even sadder and def where Steve would go. starts wondering if the reason Eddieās so gung-ho for him to meet the guys all of a sudden is so heāll believe them if he gets suspicious and asks them if they saw anything happen.
Every time Eddie gets more lovey and gooey Steve thinks. WOW okay he must feel really bad
Sadder PLUS exactly what's been modelled for him. His mother following along to keep his dad honest? I'd be shocked if it wasn't the case that his mom caught his dad, his dad lovebombed, & his mom "forgave" him more than once. It's not a matter of if, but when, & loving behavior becomes a warning sign when other people do it. Other people never do it without a reason.
Steve thinking āwell at least he feels guilty without me needing to catch him first, heās not nearly as bad as what Iāve seen before!ā and just. Trying really hard to not even bring it up but then after a week or so of super loving behavior he breaks and goes. Okay what did you DO thatās got you feeling this guilty for this long did you sleep with half the crowd or something

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āEddie doesnāt know theyāre datingā is my favorite Steddie trope but crucially. heās actually acting super rationally! Like itās the 80s in small town Indiana assuming things can get you killed!
But I also love dumbass Eddie with my whole heart so the micro-trope Iāve become obsessed with is āfake relationship but only Eddie thinks itās fake because of some ambiguous wordingā. Itās gold. He has no leg to stand on because Steve has said āweāre datingā multiple times out loud.
I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.
Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.
You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.