kermit thee frog

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sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.

it is what it is *throws up blood*

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot