kermit thee frog

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

Yes

Re-reading Harrow the Ninth and the older I get, the more I understand Ortus. He’s been working on his WIP for god knows how long, will almost certainly never finish it, and quotes it at anyone who will listen. Doesn’t want to get involved in literally anything else. I get it.

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

dissociation thursday

If a girl tried to kiss me I would just let her, She obviously a resonable woman who knows what she want