kermit thee frog

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Reblog if there's something wrong with you

DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

@mossydecaying

I forget straight people have a really bad habit of using top/bottom to mean dom/sub until I’m talking to someone who calls a women in a m/f relationship a ‘top’ and they get mad at me because I think they meant she’s pegging the guy. Apparently they mean she’s just kinda mean and controlling in bed. This is like the 3rd time this year this has happened.

Being into m/f ships is hard because you will look up “Top [women] Bottom [man]” and all the posts will be incorrectly tagged dombottom women/subtop guy and if you ask people to correctly tag stuff you are the bad guy. I want to her fucking him in his hole!!

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared