(snail church)

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

gentiles have no idea which Jewish holidays are particularly significant relative to other Jewish holidays 

gentiles will be like “are you going to fly across the country to be with your family for Hanukkah? also do you really need time off for Yom Kippur” 

hey! it’s admirable to want to know more. i’d recommend checking out JewFAQ’s Gentile’s Guide to the Holidays as sort of a short entry point. if you want more information on any of the specific holidays mentioned, you can check out the individual articles for those holidays under the “times” tab 😊

Hey this link was incredibly helpful! Thank you! 😊 *signal boosts*

This is awesome. Thank you for the education.

If you have Jewish students or employees, this is stuff you need to know to do right by them and help your company/school not violate laws. Take the time to read the guide; its to the point and gets to the practical info fast.

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

*misses fruits that are out of season*

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

I love the angry eyes for Red XD

ted cruz’s silence right now is deafening 

i have to stop finding things out this way