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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

my village got a new artifact& it causes misfortune

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

Yeah it’s kind of weird. Hang on I think I just noticed a new door in my house

devon: okay so we’re going to wake innie mark up for his third ever time being outside. cobel if you could just stand upstairs in the most menacing part of this room that’d be amazing

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

this is just serenity

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

the work is mysterious and important