Trial and error

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

irks me when people say omgggg [extinct creature] is so weird i wish they were still around!! girl. you live in a world where an ungulate uses cancer genes to grow two new bones on top of its head every year until they fall off so it regrows them and people just kind of accidentally hit them with their car sometimes. if synthetoceras was around you'd think nothing of it

"i wish anomalocaris was still around!!!" at the bottom of the ocean there are radioactive single celled organisms the size of beach balls

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

How'd I cut back on caffeine? The usual. Diet, discipline. One thing that helped a lot was that I harnessed the void. I tapped into the little incipient void which sits at the heart of every thinking animal, and I fed it. I hatefully nurtured it with every malicious thought, every unkind impulse, every knee-jerk reaction best discarded, and it gorged on these things it metastasized. It swelled past the confines of my heart and fought for space with with my stomach, my liver, my intestines, winning handily, subsuming each in turn, until I was little more than a man-shaped howling wrathful abyss sheathed in taut, paper-thin human hide, wandering through this fallen world in anticipation of whatever fleeting offense finally catalyzes my inevitable rupture and detonation. And now I'm down to two, maybe three cups a day

this too is my suggestion

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

Antivaxxers are wiiiiiiiiiiild they’ll be like “if you get this vaccine then Terrible Things will happen to you!!!” and you go “what things” and the Things are significantly less deadly unpleasant or painful than the disease itself

Wild take I know but as a fucking nobody who does nothing and already spends 85 percent of my life either working or recovering from work in servitude to my landlord I feel like a [spins wheel] 5G tracking chip autism estrogen homo implant that doesn’t exist WOULD be much more tolerable than. I dunno. Losing both my feet and shitting to death, or whatever