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At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

There needs to be an option for if you're not sure. Like me. I maybe broke my hand doing martial arts and it swelled up for a few weeks and then was fine but now it has a weird bone lump so no more open-hand strikes with the outside of that hand for me.

What if you had your bones surgically cut open by a doctor?

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.

it kills me that Gertrude Robinson spent years making the Archives as disorganized and obscured as possible to hide things from the Eye, because what that means is that at some point she went, "I need to hide the Eye's own statements from the Eye in the Eye's own temple. What stops people from finding their own things? The messiest fucking bedroom you've ever seen" AND IT WORKED

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here