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mice are having sex in my walls :(

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

sometimes i think i can probably pass as masc and maybe even as a straight guy but any time i engage in conversation with a kind stranger i have a demeanor not unlike a princely rich girl archetype in a 2000s manga and frequently extend my hand in an elegant manner which has caused a number of drunken individuals on nights out to kiss my hand as if i were a beautiful ojousama and not a greasy mechanic

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

you just dont get this on other websites

previously unseen genders in human history

never liked Katara and Aang ending up together because even as a youth I always felt like women who spend their entire lives in a relationships with men they met as teens are like low-key in hostage situations. like even if he's nice I want to rescue her.

I actually liked that their kids were middle aged with weird baggage I think that's kind of inevitable when your parents are like. extremely famous revolutionaries turned global political leaders. kind of inevitable really.

can't imagine why two heavily traumatized teenage freedom fighters might grow up to be imperfect parents. as if perfect parents are a thing that exist. must be because they're a bad couple.

queer allies as a rule have got to get more normal about the idea that trans women can have periods

it’s so fucked up that to become able to do really cool difficult things you need to do much more boring lame less impressive stuff for a really long time first

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

Yes!

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

My mum renovated houses for thirty years, she says “you’re half right, but in some cases - particularly in houses built before 1930 - the phone does add some benefit. Could be a tablet too if you’ve an old one in the garage. And anyone who says it’s got to be a particular model is just being precious about it, whatever the forums say.”

IPhones and tablets where invented in 1898, what did they do before then?

Nothing, tiles were invented in 1899.

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

it's crazy how casually people will talk about wanting to lose weight and become thinner as if that's a normal thing to want or talk about, you are brainwashed

like do what you want with your body but stop assuming we all relate to wanting to be thinner idk

ESPECIALLY stop assuming i relate to wanting to be thinner just because i'm fat

Does the account not receive money?

Not just "fuck ICE" but also "love immigrants"

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)