Effervescent🐍

Hey! Stop that! Stop perceiving me! You wouldn’t look at the fog like that, stop it >:/

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Eu tava nadando no lago e acidentalmente chutei um peixe. isso nunca aconteceu nos meu muitos anos de natação. foi mal cara

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

girls cant even say “im really proud of myself because ive been working to improve my dental hygiene lately” anymore. theyve gotta say some shit like “ive been breaking into flossing culture “

Girls cant even say “im haunted by the way some combination of being chronically online, the constant bleed together of online and physical spaces, and autistic echolalia result in a roundabout language which turns everything into a joke or an anecdote rather than just. a statement.” anymore. theyve gotta say some shit like “girls dont even abc anymore, theyve gotta xyz”

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write