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t4t petplay where we don’t actually fuck each other. we just have our respective puppygirls fuck each other as we direct them.

Bunny yuri!

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

Girls are you okay?

"my son turned ou-" shut the fuck up cunt thats my daughter not yours

you, yeah you, im your mother now. i wont give good advice and the mommy issues you get from me could kill an elephant but you can fuck me and have it be the only time I praise you

you said you wanted a woman to make your worse, come here baby mama started lactating and she needs her tits sucked on

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Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

i love the term "giving head". am i sucking her cock? eating her pussy? you don't know. i might be decapitated. i'm living my best life, fuck off.

well. you might not be "living" that best life..

we can play a fun game where you pick some trait you think is your immutable self, and I can carve it out of you and leave it sitting uselessly in a surgical tray. Its all just meat, nothing more, nothing less

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite