foggy fool

"Nobody'll see it," she says, fully aware of the better stat breastplate with a boob window in the next dungeon.

I love you OP

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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where does the scp foundation even get all of those class d personnel? theres no way people are getting death sentences often enough to keep up with this bullshit

my scp foundation scientist told me anomalies keep eating his class d personnel so i asked how many class d personnel he has and he said he just goes to the american prison system and gets a new death row inmate afterwards so i said it just sounds like hes feeding inmates to anomalies and then the wiki mods started crying

[trying to express the whole system is into it] it's fun for the whole family!

i've barely been able to eat for days. i have $2 in my bank account. i want loaded potato soup.

help us out?

vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos

you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content

Random Headcanon: That Federation vessels in Star Trek seem to experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isn’t just an artefact of the television serial format. Rather, it’s because the Federation as a culture are a bunch of deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around in ships packed full of beyond-cutting-edge tech they don’t really understand. Endlessly frustrating if you have to fight them, because they can pull an effectively unlimited number of bullshit space-magic countermeasures out of their arses - but they’re as likely as not to give themselves a lethal five-dimensional wedgie in the process. All those rampant holograms and warp core malfunctions and accidentally-traveling-back-in-time incidents? That doesn’t actually happen to anyone else; it’s literally just Federation vessels that go off the rails like that. And they do so on a fairly regular basis.

Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don’t realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They’re just like “yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience”.

THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE’S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING

I love this. Especially because of how well it plays with my headcanon that the Federation does so much better against the Borg than anyone else because beating the Borg with military tactics is nigh-impossible, but beating them with wacky superscience shenanigans works as long as they’re unique wacky superscience shenanigans.

Yeah, I love this.

gonna doxx a bug

grass

what the fuck man

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

WHO IS THIS CHARACTER???????

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

wait till they hear about triangles

true but their rectangles would fall to pieces without triangle to keep them rigid. they are saved from the truth

I spent two hours fron like 1 am to 3 am ish to dind this its literakky stuck in my djead hfjghfhfhhfjf

im really glad you did because i was thinking of this last night and now i dont have to dig through a million posts to find it 😎