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Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

He’s Mr. Sterling’s right-hand arm man. He’s Mr. Sterling everything. He’s his confidant, his best friend… his silly rabbit.

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

he is just not happy with the state of it

people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on

“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.

me on the bus: hey guys i forgot my headphones could someone sing me a song please

welp. to the shredder

November is the worse month because you can't listen to scary music or watch horror movies and you're notallowed to shave OR nut

https://www.kfc.com

Yo dark meat combo for 6 dollars?

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what