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in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Like some weeks back a white coworker called a raccoon a "coon" and instead of jumping to racist conclusions I was just like "oh you can't say that it's an old slur for us" and we was like genuinely sorry. Like. People make mistakes. Not everyone on the internet is going to be like. Evil.

#what if we gave a german shepherd meth? (via @madtomedgar)

My walking desk is right next to the cat wheel, and during the workday as I'm walking and answering emails or whatever, Senpai will hop on the wheel and trot along with me while I'm walking so that we can walk together.

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean