one direction basically invented me

Let me eat egg

me, opening a fake dating fic, having read hundreds before and knowing exactly how it will play out: i hope they fall in love

So pleased to tell you that our new album is called “take me home” can’t wait for you to hear it! More news soooon! Louis :) x

you ruined my life

ʍoǝɯ

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

that’s when you run cross country

make your own post

ok

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

a full ever after of good luck

being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art

it’s honestly so depressing when people make the ~haha well I bet you only have missionary sex in the dark at 8pm~ ‘argument’ against anyone who criticises bdsm or kink communities, and we’re supposed to view that suggestion as a hilarious extreme. We’ve reached a point where girls are literally being told (by ‘feminists’, no less!) that there’s something embarrassing, uncool, even shameful about having or wanting sex that doesn’t involve pain and degradation, and that attitude has somehow actually come to be seen as progressive for women.

master has snatched dobbys wig

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet