i love you

Will somebody PLEASE rerecord the whole nicki discography like (Taylor’s version) so I can listen to Pink Friday again please I’m on my knees begging

i cant believe people watch the pitt!!! that show is straight up gore im sick omg

the thing im learning about working in new york in office is that you spend like 3 hours of your day shuffling between meeting rooms (to have meetings) and restaurants (to eat and have meetings) and then the rest of the time is for chatgpt

when i was in los angeles i kept seeing PED XING on signs and the street everywhere and i was reading it like “ped shing”. so finally i ask if theres a large asian population in LA which obviously there is and at the end of the conversation i say “well its cool that they put all the signs in chinese too” only for the response to be “sorry, you thought pedestrian crossing is chinese?”

my instagram has had a glitch for months where if an audio on a video isnt available it just plays party 4 u regardless

people who read paper books only do so for attention. ereaders are superior

I love getting high and developing a super passionate hot take that I completely forget by the time I’m not high anymore

also I’m going through a life crisis because I think I’m actually a lesbian

I’m back bitches! I still think this is the superior social media app

btw i am married and live in new york now

what punishments of god are not gifts