don't want to see every shipwrecked part of me

You want to study abroad? Show us proof that there is a quadrillion dollars in your bank account. Oh, an average monthly salary in your country is $400 and you plan to work when you arrive? You can't do that, silly, a student visa only allows you to work 2 hours every third Wednesday, and if we find out that you're working a second more we will deport you.

You want to work abroad? Better be a programmer, then of course you are welcome. Doctor, scientist, white-collar or, god forbid, blue-collar worker? You can fuck right off, your visa application goes straght into trash.

You will have to prove that you can afford a guest, have some income and also usually take responsibility for possible deportation cost.

But if you really are inviting a friend over, they will give you a formal document you can send to your friend. Then the friend applies for a visa while attaching the Very Official document with it. They will get the Schengen visa and most probably will get it expedited too.

DONT BE A FUCKING SCAB

NOT EVEN DIGITALLY 🫵

This should work on any web browser.

Use your mouse to control the head angle. Press M to toggle mouth open/close.

Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.

It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.

from "ugh who is this stereotypical muscly brawmy fighter guy"/"ugh who is this half-naked showoff" to "🥺🥺🥺 mydei is the best. everyone should be looking up to mydei. mydei is so cute and beautiful and intelligent and caring and warm and he would make an excellent boss and also he's definitely one of the most handsome people in amphoreus". it's so embarassing going from hating your fave to being head over heels for your fave. but luckily for us we're never truly alone in this experience, because of course mydei's #1 fan phainon did it first.