don't want to see every shipwrecked part of me

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

the highest recorded wet bulb temperatures in the world occur in india, jsyk. in odisha, they’ve hit 34.6 degrees celsius. the human survivability limit is 35 degrees celsius but the body faces significant risks, potentially fatal risks, even at 30 degrees as it starts failing to cool itself, like i’m talking organ failure levels of risk. climate change isn’t coming to peak, it’s been in the global south where you can’t see it or feel it.

imagine temperatures that high and humidity as high as 75%—you make more heat than you can ever cool. your sweat cannot evaporate fast enough. you literally boil alive. heat deaths in india are underreported and they already hit the thousands. there is no plan, for a nation of almost 2 billion people. no plan. nothing.

I’m not like the other guys I’ve never mistaken the witch hat guy for Gojo. because I’m too busy mistaking him for Lu Guang link click

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.