don't want to see every shipwrecked part of me

The Anonymous Correspondent, doing the absolute most to get this report down:

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

(Deliverance, gettit? Hilarious, I know)

if we’re still alive my regrets are few if my life is mine what shouldn’t I do?

well i finally drew something! it took about three times as long as i wanted but at least i sort of found a sustainable drawing position that doesn’t make my shitty arm go numb! let’s not talk about that, let’s talk about, idk, how the other day i mistook the phrase “civil twilight” for some kind of ungodly twilight/captain america: civil war crossover, and how terrifying it would be to live in a world where that exists.

FINALLY COLLEGE BREAK OMG

this is still so very hot of him to do........casually beheading lygus, the shadow calmly creeping closer to phai until he steps into the light oof fure oh fure