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I’m not like the other girls: for my pre-wedding glow-up, I’m getting my vestigial toenails removed
I think I waited too long to do this, so I guess my spouse will pledge to love, honor, and cherish 5.5 pairs of toenails along with everything else
I did not wait too long to do this, it takes a few weeks to recover from having a vestigial toenail removed, so now I am down one toenail, with eleven toenails left.
it’s so embarrassing to watch tos for the first time and be like, whoa !! 👀spock and kirk❓is anyone else kinda getting 😏some vibes 😳 as if they aren’t the founding fathers. as if they didn’t build the yaoi dimension with their bare hands. as if the current cathedrals we call home aren’t predicated upon their humble shadow puppets on the walls of plato’s fucking cave, and as if our ancestors were fools to fall for those puppets instead of geniuses, innovators, and prophets ????
Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success
If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you
happy pride to them

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Trying to explain “kung pow penis” to my partner in the year of our lord 2026
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everyone in the thread is saying “dude that was ice posing as a census worker!” which is fucked up and evil and I hate it. so as a former census worker, some tips for distinguishing ice from real census workers
while the census conducts surveys outside of the decennial census every ten years, they will always notify you first, usually by mail. a census worker will not arrive at your residence if you have not already ignored a message from the census bureau
census data is organized by household rather than by individual. a census worker will not be looking for a specific person by name, they will be looking for the resident of a specific address
universities are required to submit data to the census bureau regarding students living in campus dormitories. a census worker will not approach a student living in a dorm for an interview
All of this. Also, it is possible (but rare) that a census worker will ask about your neighbors (when you’re not in a group living situation like a dorm), but that is only if they cannot contact the resident and only during the decennial census.
And as of now, I don’t think there will be any question about citizenship or immigrant status. Even if Trump gets it, by 2030 we should have someone in who understands that that’s a bad idea.
If you’re selected to be interviewed for a non-decennial survey (like for an employment survey), the enumerator will set up an interview in advance and give you all the information you need to verify that they’re legit.
When I shadowed an enumerator working in the field a decade ago, enumerators collecting data for non-decennial surveys weren’t even allowed to share what they were doing when speaking to anyone other than the respondent, because that would violate the confidentiality of the data/respondent, and that is super-duper illegal (13 U.S.C.); no enumerator is going to risk going to prison for five years when they can just mark you as refusing to respond! Title 13 still exists, so I can’t imagine that you’d be able to tell randoms you’re looking for someone when collecting non-decennial data in 2026.
If somebody’s claiming that they’re trying to interview someone else for any census survey, you can ask the likely census-faker to wait with you while you call their regional office to identify them:
The regional offices are responsible for all data collection, data dissemination, and geographic operations under a new service area boundar
I worked on business-related surveys at HQ—I never went to anybody’s home or place of employment as part of my regular job—and I was still asked how to verify my identify pretty regularly. Real enumerators (and statisticians and everybody else who collects data for all the different kinds of surveys) are trained to help you confirm their legitimacy and they shouldn’t get upset if you try to do so.
Stay safe out there!
James T Kirk only has four modes. 1. Look after his crew at all costs. 2. Flirt with random women to get out of trouble 3. Get beat up 4. Heart eyes at Spock
Currently watching the voyage home and Chekov is literally always going through it in the star trek movies bro. First he gets evil mind creatures crawling in his ears next he's falling ten metres onto solid concrete and almost dying to 20th century medicine

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I’m not like the other girls: for my pre-wedding glow-up, I’m getting my vestigial toenails removed
I think I waited too long to do this, so I guess my spouse will pledge to love, honor, and cherish 5.5 pairs of toenails along with everything else
Remember when Harry Potter was seen as, like, a modern and even morally superior alternative to The Chronicles of Narnia?
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I am the cyclops in the cave of my intestines and Nemo is… oh no
Captain Janeway is one of my favorite characters of all time because she was SO annoying to the time travel police that one of them went insane and tried to kill her. 11/10 no notes.
i love how fussy picard is about letting people take runabouts for any reason, personal or private. like he makes everyone file 63 pieces of paperwork to just board one. but then there's my man sisko, who's too busy playing with his baseball and thinking about what he's cooking for dinner to even care. kira wants to go kill someone? sure, why not. julian needs to go on a homoerotic mission with his boyfriend? hmm? ok yeah whatever. quark needs to do literally anything? sisko is thinking about baseball so you're as good as gone.

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hey so. what did they mean when they had spock sing this while jim looked at him like that. lol
Brb, being hot and brave (putting mattress covers on my mattress)