welcome to polite hell

woman in the sense that i'm a victorian little boy but refer to my boobs as "the girls"

if you and your friends aren't fucking with gender a little bit, are you really friends?

persona 5 is ruining my life man. i used to have free time i think.

ughhhh the having friends but not really feeling like you have close friends but you do but you don't loneliness is the worst

as an asexual i can confirm that my time not thinking about sex is, in fact, spent trying to decipher a weird little rock alien's language. we're best friends btw. matching hats and everything

asexual but enjoys talking about and discussing sex with my allo friends. in the same fashion as gussie fink-nottle likes studying hid newts mating and replicating their mating rituals

irish as a language is so fun. we have so few words and so we have to get funky with it. oh, a fox? i think you mean 'madra rua' (red dog) you wanna talk to me about birds? barn owls perhaps? why, yes, the 'scréachóg reilige' (graveyard screamer) and, my personal fav, you're really tired? oh, you poor thing. i think you might have the tiredness of the world on you (tá tuirseach an domhain ort)

i was researching a topic for my history essay. and normally, i never even look at the ai overview, but i was curious as to what information Big AI had about a fairly niche Irish history topic. i was informed that the Irish paramilitary group the Blueshirts were actually, of course, referring to the Italian football team in the 1930s. obviously. everyone knows that. stupid idiot