Bite Me... I Dare You

@shitmysodasflat

Hi, I'm Claire. I'm bi x2, meaning bipolar and bisexual, not usually in that order. I'm a mish-mash of random crap. I am a HUGE Carmilla fan. Seriously, Carmilla is my life. Supercorp has also worked its way into my heart. Message me! I don't bite, or at least not until provoked.

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memeuplift

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animations-daily

Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie (2005) dir. Elliot M. Bour and Saul Andrew Blinkoff

settleforaghost-deactivated2023

snoopy is literally me (lover of space, music, and silliness)

catasters

sighinastorm

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

amorprohibiido

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everythingfox

(via)

kimpossibooty

our cat is a MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

animations-daily

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall

everythingfox

HR will need to hear about this

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spoopy-skeletoons-deactivated20

Has anyone done this yet?

sourcedumal

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. LMAO

the-haiku-bot

I don’t know what I

expected, but it wasn’t

that. LMAO

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

prismatic-bell

I remember this from YEARS ago when it was first made, and it’s still incredibly fucking funny.

hauntedmansionspeedrun

open rp

hes happy

glowspit-deactivated20160324

wash him he smely

hauntedmansionspeedrun

living-in-bed

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

liizardwiizard

im curious, vote for your preferred fiber craft

knitting

crochet

sewing

weaving

embroidery

cross stitch

macrame

spinning

something i forgot (put in tags)

i dont do any/ just want to see the results

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

liizardwiizard

please reblog! i want this to reach a larger audience than just my followers

autistichalfblood

MARGOT ROBBIE as BARBIE BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig Teaser Trailer

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