Local Gremlin

theres just. something so UNBELIEVABLY funny about seeing a cats little paw suddenly explode out of nowhere and whisk around madly before retracting just as quickly

i really wish anybody gave a shit about trans men like at all

ya’ll don’t care about trans men unless we’re thin, white, abled, conventionally attractive, feminine kawaii softboys you can be attracted to, or thin, white, abled, conventionally attractive, masculine truscum you can be mad at.

The former being uwu soft Boys LiteTM that you can infantilize and say is so much better than real men uwuwuwuwuwu because we’re feminine and not dirty gross icky cissies

See: referring to grown ass adult trans MEN as “boys” bc it makes us more palatable

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

i’m really glad that just about every person who has reblogged this picked up on the gay subtext thank you

The what?

So a man welcoming his male friend into his home is gay now?

yes

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

Pick your beak up Queen your plague mask is falling

Sometimes things in context… are better

moms when u tell them ur getting a haircut: no don’t cut ur hair ur so feminine ahaha

op change the title to “Great”