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Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

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The official video for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
Hey check this ^ out 😁
You can't make me.
Click the link for a surprise!
wow that's wonderful news im glad that a trans woman is getting to join a women's soccer tea-
...oh
how the fuck is this worth celebrating, this trans guy medically detransitions to go play for the women's team while trans women are still fully banned from playing. and wow *he* gets to feel safe and included in the women's team but fuck any trans women who want to join.
they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.
this is TNEMM
we were talking about it, like trans girls do, right at the start: 'okay, I'll get on estrogen by the end of the year, I'll have moved out, I'll have a new job' and you roll out a dozen excuses.
and someone has a spare can of estrogel around, and says 'okay we're doing this now. everyone, get her' and five girls pin her down while that someone gets out the can and puts the first dose of gel on the girl and rubs it in.
and sure, she resists, she's supposed to. she's meant to fight it. just long enough to be sure it's real, it's happening, and that she's not getting out of it this time. there's no more excuses. a dozen hands have made sure of that.
and afterwards, laughing and joking about it. how many of us wish that was *our* first time.
lucky girl, right?

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Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lies but if you squint I'm actually not lying.
I have twice now played RPG characters who are not allowed to lie and who were incredibly deceptive anyway. It’s so much fun. I’ve also gotten a lot of mileage out of:
-Stating preferences instead of facts. “I’d like you to know that we’re here to inspect the building.” (We’re not, but it would really make it more convenient if you thought we were.)
-Referencing the statements of other people who can lie. “My colleague would like to tell you we’re building inspectors from the gas company.” -Placing two unrelated statements next to each other, it’s not my fault if you connect them. “Gas leaks can be incredibly fatal. I think you should evacuate the building.” (There’s a monster I can’t tell you about that I want to get civilians away from. Also, here’s an unrelated fun fact!)
-Asking leading questions. A question isn’t a statement of fact! “So there’s a gas leak that means we should evacuate?” “Didn’t you hear what I just said?!”
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
is prev a warrior of light or an agent of darkness
warrior of light
agent of darkness
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed
they pushed his corpse back out to sea

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I'm going to be honest. I thought Ranked Competitive Breast Growth was real. I thought cis men were taking estrogen and growing breasts competitively for money. I've thought this for months.
Months.
Didn't question it or research it further. Just saw it pop up on my dash every so often and thought "wild, but I get it".
This is how bad the economy feels to me right now.
you fuckers praising me for my huge cock and telling me you want me to wreck you did not warn me that if i’m not careful i might hit the cervix and that is not comfortable
DO NOT
fine some people like it? well okay i can do it hire me
OKAY FINE MY COCK IS AN AEROPLANE AND I AM HITTING YOUR CERVIX LIKE ITS THE SECOND TOWER
You need to train her slowly and avoid forcing it all in feed it to her a little more each day.
Or find someone who's already trained their body to take it.
This should illustrate the problem, and the solution to it:
call their anterior and posterior fornices the twin towers the way i am crashing my dick into them
oh my god i didn't even realise this post had gotten attention and there were a bunch of responses i hadn't seen. you mean my beloved mutual hazel?
omggg okay. okay bottoming out in her neopussy like the base of my cock is hitting ground zero
okay fucking hell chat pause the 9/11 jokes for one moment, we're learning things they did not really cover in sex ed
i am familiar with the concept of a prostate orgasm. are you telling me there is a cervical orgasm? can others attest?