You're 20,000 years too early to beat me!

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

*Columbo voice* So you were reading posts on Tumblr? Oh, that's a great website. My wife has an account on there. She showed me one about the color of the sky? Funny stuff. Although there is one thing, sir. How could you have been reading a post when no one on Tumblr has any media literacy?

oh yes, i remember now. i was reading my own post i had just written. i'm a stickler for the details you know. here you can even see the time stamp indicating the moment of posting. clearly i was busy elsewhere when the murder happened now if you'll excuse me, there's a callout post i've been meaning to tend to

That explains it, sir. You know, at the station they always tell me I sweat the little stuff too much. But that must be how you have... what is it, sir? 500 followers? Very impressive. Well, I'll get out of your hair. Wouldn't want to get in the way of social justice. Oh, there is one more thing. There's this tag on the bottom of your post. Is that what you call those? Tags? I wonder where you get a name like that. Anyway, I didn't understand it. It says "queue be continued". I hope I pronounced that right. What does that mean, sir?

I played with a bouncy ball in my dream

Every once in a while my friend describes an ominous dream or nightmare she had and it always involves some convoluted architecture. Shes crawling through those hamster tubes and shit. My dreams also have those so im not impressed but i never remwmber them in enough detail. I know i was in a travel terminal of some kind in tonights dream like an airport or clean train station with some sort of basketball court proportions but idk. I remember that i played with a bouncy ball briefly better

I played with a bouncy ball in my dream

shaking my head solemnly whenever i rb bearded reed art