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hey siri what to do when the RPFact is stranger than the RPFiction

I feel like people who are dismissive of sports don’t realize that they’re sometimes super condescending. like, okay, you didn’t like gym class and have personal grudges against the jocks from your high school! that doesn’t mean that other people are idiots for enjoying something that, when it’s at its best, can connect you to a broader community of fans and give you a chance to appreciate the athleticism that people are capable of when they spend years honing a specific set of skills. there’s something so valuable and human about sports that gets lost when you reduce it to “sportsball” or whatever

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

You can watch a man play sports and then decide he has weird sexual issues ❤️

i have a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will say that fandom moving from semi-private blogs and communities to extremely public and algorithm-driven social media was a huge mistake that has changed fandom culture for the worse

“the average celebrity is perfectly aware of the rpf about them” is actually a statistical error. incest liam, who replies to twitter users with visible loch lomond pfps and says ‘jealous?’ when asked if he’s rimmed his brother is an outlier and should not be counted