I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Love Begins
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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d e v o n
occasionally subtle
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Xuebing Du
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RMH
AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER
#extradirty
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whenever my parents went on vacation they would take separate flights so if one crashed we wouldn’t be orphaned. did your parents do this too?
Whenever my parents went on vacation, they would take separate flights, so if one crashed, we wouldn’t be orphaned. did your parents do this too?
Yes
No
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i told someone how much i hate advertisements and they were like "yeah but then everything would look so plain" and oh my god. well. this leads me into my next complaint about how everything is too fucking flat and monochrome.
when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were abour and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I'm losing
(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear
my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
Finally, the original has crossed my dash.
@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them
For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.
Hello dear mutuals. I have brought you a dead bird.
i do appreciate the dead bird dear mutual.
comrades, take a look at this fine wonder.
Hello my counsel, please accept this offering of a dead bird
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sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.
do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.
I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!
Skill issue. Tumblr has increased my power 100 fold.
anti rpf people are so funny they're always like "how would you feel if people shipped you with your friend" i don't know how to break it to you but if i was famous and no one was writing fanfiction about me i would be devastated. i wouldn't feel like i made it until i could search my name on ao3 and find 10k+ explicit results. peace and love though
anonymously tell me what my specialty as a fanfiction writer is
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captain picker isgonna finger himself
his wife is. 44 years old.
The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man
Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man
Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch
Groucho and Chico Marx in court in 1937. They were charged with violating copyright law on their radio series in 1934. The matter was settled on appeal.
They allow autographed photos on the wall in American court rooms? And promotional material to be on the wall in court rooms?
They allow witnesses to touch each other and pose dramatically in court for portraits?
Wow. American courts certainly are wild with what they allow.
During the book tour of A City on Mars, I did a talk with Randall Munroe in NYC, and he made, impromptu, a better joke than any of us have committed to paper. During a discussion of whether you could eliminate all life on Earth for a reasonable price, a person asked if there might be a way you could specifically annihilate Queens. To which he replied, 'regicide?'
Check out the bonus panel on the site.
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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE
Buy this comic as a print.
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professional rage baiter katie marovitch really rocked up with a production budget, insulted EVERYONE’s whole shit, blew up brennan’s entire spot, ‘vajazzled’ the box of doom and filled it with cheetos while matt mercer DESPERATELY tried to make a plot and i have loved every second of it.
US conservatives will spin this as "yeah, but the free health care sucks. Imagine waiting three months for an MRI" while ignoring that for many in the US they will never get an MRI.
