you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

A close contender for second is “I’m NOT wearing that” followed by a cut to them feeling very bonita

sometimes I'm like what if i actually bag my celebrity crush and we have a beautiful, long relationship with its ups and down but we love each other very much and then one day they try to use my phone for something and they find my twitter account where i reposted a pic of them w some bs like "i need to touch his tits so bad" what then

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I love you characters who try so hard to avoid becoming one specific thing that they end up becoming something arguably worse. I love you characters with backwards development. I love you characters whose ideals dissolve over time. I love you characters who start out bright-eyed and end their stories with several important pieces missing.