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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

I teach her how to talk using one of those button systems like that poodle and she just keeps says PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. NEWPORTS. NOW.

*Odo kicking his feet fluttering his eyelashes at Sisko* "pleassseee let me instate a fascist police state on this station pretty pleaseee

he cries himself to sleep in his bucket when Sisko says no for the 31st time

he grew eyelashes just to do this

this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen I can’t stop laughing

gay rights!

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

oh it’s perfect in every way

I absolutely hate it

You’ve seen rube goldberg, now try rude goldberg

This is an attack on me personally

nice argument, however i have monkeys at typewriters typing your ip out dumbass. as soon as one of them gets it right youre fucking dead