I'm already tired

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

Rocky and Adrian decide to renew their vows after Rocky returns to Erid so at the ceremony there's the beautiful spouse, the other beautiful spouse, their friends and family, and a leaky alien who is actively dying and leaks even more during the ceremony because apparently his species does that when they're emotional.

it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip

ryland tells rocky about earth taxes on the hail mary (he's a little confused but after a few minutes of explaining he understands) then during their first year on erid together rocky gets one of his old friends to knock on ryland's door and say "hello mr grace did you know your taxes are overdue 🤨"