Experience the joy of exploding!

i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

they need to make it possible for me to give a big warm hug to every shy trans girl simultaneously.

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet