BLESSED UP HUSTLER PARADIGM BUSTER🥇🌎🔑

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

Jordan peterson

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

they had an understanding of asmr back in hunter gatherer days and there was always somebody who's job it was to whisper at bedtime and tap their acrylic nails on a mammoth bone or something

this was lost from our human knowledge due to pompeii

Saw a post making fun of vegans and yeah a lot of vegans suck but I remember when I was vegetarian for like ten years the ways meat eaters treated me were just as annoying, if not worse, than the average vegan. Like it'd be daily bullshit. Sometimes it'd be a coworker doing the "I'll eat an extra burger for you!" sometimes it'd be the work place telling you they accommodated you at the work party cuz they got Mac n cheese, acting like the bacon in its not a big deal and you only get to have lunch cuz the religious ladies knew what was going to happen and they shared with you. Sometimes people straight up try to force you to eat meat. Like I'm not joking when I say being vegetarian was bringing me near daily harassment, especially in the work place, but people just do not respect you no matter the excuse. The ladies who did it for religious purposes had people treat them like shit (racism etc) and then me being like "meat makes me sick" would be mocked. Like. Idk. I dislike self righteous vegans but the average American meat eater™ tangibly was so much worse.

Mildly shocked by how few people are wearing masks outside rn... Girl the AQI is over 400

Like it's not even microbial like diseases are you can see the fucking smog with your eyeballs.