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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@sheheatedonmyrivalry
Just know if I reblog something not directly heated rivalry, it is because it’s actually severely also still about heated rivalry and I’m not tagging it because I don’t wanna be that guy that tags everything with #hisblorbos
You just simply have to guess who I mean it about
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i wish, i wish, i wish
your assigned ilya of the day is nervous as hell but he didn't forget to wear his bisexual uniform
goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day
One of Shane's main vices in life is a hotel slipper. My man is a fiend for those slippers. Every hotel they stay in on the road he hopes there are those thin disposable hotel slippers, wrapped in sealed plastic. He doesn't even have to ask Hayden anymore, both pairs are his. He will pack one pair untouched into his luggage and use the other after the shower during their stay. There are whole shelves in his bathroom cupboard at home and at the cottage dedicated to the storage of untouched hotel slippers and, to Shane, there is no greater pleasure in this world than stepping into a fresh pair after a long day and a hot shower.
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ilya is soft hearted and kind and plays sharky in the pool w kids and makes his situationship tuna melts and wears a cross all the time for his mama
Ilya, assuming it was going to be a cute dog movie, watched Marley and Me on the plane. For about a year afterwards the raiders are only able to refer to Cliff as “hey you”, otherwise it’s a gamble on which stage of grief their captain will end up on
when people say stuff like "oh ilya starts the roleplay shane doesn't really know what he's doing" i kind of have to give them a side eye because shane hollander created the character of the bellboy out of his own beautiful mind
the thing about always wearing your socks for autismal purposes is 1) you’re definitely getting a cataclysmic sock tan during the summer and 2) it’s definitely drawing the eyes of many when you do finally take them off for something.
so i guess what im trying to say is Shane And His Startling Sock Tan that ilya gives him playful shit for like “no no hollander is cute. you’re like little cat with white sock paws” and shane maybe puts him in a headlock or smth until he takes it back.
If Shane Hollander was a real guy I would have been writing him letters like the one BoJack Horseman wrote to Secretariat
Dear Shane Hollander,
I am a hockey fan just like you. I like to watch hockey, and you are my favorite player. When I grow up I want to be just like you, and I think you’re cool as ice. Get it? Because hockey players play on ice, and you are a hockey player, and I am a hockey fan. Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the ice? My question for you is, I’m a good kid and I like to play and I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad. What do you do when you get sad? How do you not get sad?
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important to me that ilya takes little domestic things like birthday wishes SO fucking seriously.
you think you can just blow out your candle and call it a day, hollander? you think you're just checking a box because ilya bugged you into submitting to a cake with a candle in the first place? no. ilya has a Vision for this domestic scenario, and you are NOT going to ruin it for him. do it again. make a better wish this time. make one you actually mean.
"you don't even know WHAT i wished"
"you barely closed your eyes at all. a good wish would take longer. make a better one."
"dude, this is MY birthday. i get to make a shitty wish if i want to."
"wrong." *pointed flick of the lighter*
there's angst in it, too, but given the way nicotine makes some people feel really sick, i'm laughing about the idea of poor shane not knowing that he's just REALLY sensitive to it in their early days and ilya who was nervous but would never admit it so ALWAYS smoked a cigarette or two right before meeting up
to the end result that their early meetings were always quick so shane didn't start feeling sick until after ilya had already cleaned up and gone, so he thought it was just his body telling him this was a bad idea and don't do it again and gotta stop-
-until next time when he just couldn't resist
and over time, ilya stopped smoking before meeting up (and eventually really smoking at all) because shane always complained about the smell, so shane stopped feeling sick after, and after they're together, shane just sometimes fondly shakes his head at past self him like "oh buddy, that must have just been anxiety getting you. silly past me. i'm so happy i'm settled into this now. :)"
until the day ilya has a really stressful day and just REALLY needs that hit so buys some nicotine gum as a compromise, chews it, chases the other stress relief of making out with his boyfriend (with shane complaining about the taste but not pulling away) starting to get frisky-
-and then shane bolting to the bathroom to get SO sick
and he REMEMBERS this feeling
which means he puts the pieces together of what EXACTLY had him spiraling out about getting so sick back in the early days of struggling with his sexuality and just turns to ilya like
YOU
oh MAN, afterwards, though, ilya becomes THE most militant "put that out" person in any given gathering if shane is around. doesn't matter how many times shane tells him he doesn't need to do that. he's still doing that.
they're having dinner with some of ilya's old team from boston, someone lights up because they're out on the patio, and ilya fully pulls the cigarette out of their hand and stubs it out.
and the rest of the team WHO HAS SEEN ILYA SMOKE SO MANY TIMES is just ??? what??? just happened????
i really need to commit to microwaving this in my brain enough to fic it because i still think about this and laugh
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if sveta/cliff is based on the premise that sveta’s type is “cocky jocks” then we also need to add “bisexual europeans” to the list. unfortunately this opens the door to sveta/luca haas
I hear you but I’m not quite ready to think about luca to me he is like ten days old. his time will come. for me sveta/cliff is actually more of a “ilya rozanov left us both behind” premise where they both feel responsible for and abandoned by ilya. I think they don’t actually know each other that well until after ilya leaves boston. and as you may recall I like to headcanon that sveta and ilya get into a BIG fight over the decision to sign with ottawa and aren’t speaking for most of his first season there. sveta is furious with him for throwing away his career when shane’s making zero sacrifices, and also she recognizes the gleam in his eyes… that’s a man who thinks he can leave his baggage behind if he just severs all ties with his past life and vanishes completely into his new happy family. and idk I’ll have to think about cliff’s relationship to ilya but I think he too is pretty worried about him and hurt by his inexplicable departure. anyway I think they run into each other out in boston after ilya’s gone and they wind up going home together and then they just kind of keep seeing each other, without really planning to. and then idk the fic becomes a slow atmospheric character study-y piece where they’re not openly talking about third person in the room with them and the complicated feelings they both have about him
I love how Troy at the start of Role Model is so insecure and repressed about his sexuality, but the moment he steps into his gayness he is all out. He is coming out to his captain. He is flirting with Harris at bar full of people, he is kissing Harris in said bar. He steps up against his homophobic father. He comes out publicly in a pride game. He said 25 years in the closet is enough, time to lock the fuck in.
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So one afternoon at the cottage, Ilya has been in and out of the lake all day, excited like a kid, splashing around and clowning and fascinated by the wildlife and showing off for Shane. And after they finally head back inside and shower off the lake smell, Shane settles on the couch with a book and Ilya flops down with him, stretched out with his head in Shane's lap and whining until Shane frees a hand to sink into his hair. And it's been such a nice full day and it's all warm dozy sunshine and the lovely earthy nature smell that's everywhere around the cottage and Ilya has his face tucked into Shane's stomach where he can breathe him in, the familiar scent of his detergent and body wash, and Shane's big warm hand is in his hair and Ilya's pleasantly tired and drowsy and so comfortable that he just... drifts off, the kind of wonderfully indulgent nap that he never really gets during the season and finds hard to justify when he's in Russia for the summer.
But this year he's not in Russia, and he slips into this warm syrupy slumber while Shane pets through his hair (incidentally making a disastrous mess of his curls) and reads his book. When Ilya eventually rouses, with a happy grumble of contentment, nuzzling closer into Shane's stomach, he can feels Shane laughing gently at him almost before he hears it.
"Did you sleep well?" Shane asks, and that sounds warm and syrupy too, and Ilya rolls over so he can smile at Shane and revel in the smile he gets in return.
And then Shane says, "Are you hungry? It's almost dinnertime," and Ilya realises he's been lying here, napping and pinning Shane to the couch and wasting both of their time, for hours, and he jackknifes upright so suddenly that Shane startles back.
"Fuck!" Ilya spits out. "I was--fuck, has been so long. Why didn't you wake me up?" already guilty because Shane had wanted to make some pasta thing that he was weirdly excited about and they'd talked about maybe playing more Chel but now the whole day's been napped away and--Ilya sneaks a look---Shane's book is lying closed on the couch, bookmark set neatly aside, so Shane had finished his book and not even been able to get up to go do something else.
And he's just smiling at Ilya, completely unconcerned that Ilya's been idle and asleep and... and... lazy, all afternoon, just glad Ilya had a good nap.
Shane's frowning in mild confusion at him. "Why?" he says, genuinely not seeing the problem. "You were napping, it was nice. I mean, if I'd needed to pee or something I'd have got up but I was fine." He reaches out and smoothes some of Ilya's hair down. "Oh, the pasta. We can do that tomorrow, we have all that salad from lunch and rolls and there's peaches if we want dessert."
Ilya must have responded somehow because Shane beams at him and says, "Cool, I'll go set the table if you want to go wash your face." He smirks and pokes at Ilya's cheek. "Got a little drool there." And then he smacks a kiss on Ilya's head, gets up, and trots over to the kitchen while Ilya just sits there reeling.
Anyway it's really important to me that Shane dismantles all of Ilya's awful self-talk about laziness.
boring really gets ilya going
