Winter in Alagaesia

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

What did he say?

“Trans Rights”

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

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This is too fucking great to not reblog

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LMAOOOOOO

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

Raise the standards by taking in the source material, heck yeah

Peter from Miles’ universe: Oh wow okay I understand if you have reservations but please stick around and let me train you I swear I’ll be the best mentor ever we’ll be a great team I’ll ease you in or hey we can just hang out listen do you–what’s your favorite ice cream I’ll get you ice cream– I’ve never met anyone like me before do you want to meet my wife– Peter Miles actually gets: *trying to hold Miles off with a broom and an air horn like he’s a five-foot-tall raccoon infestation* Is there some sort of chant that will get rid of you. Bippity boppity fuck off

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed

#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

Lmao

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks