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Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

Did you spoil him back with something better

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

POWER MOVE

if you wear this you are legally obligated to become a vampire hunter

what happens if a vampire wears this

Something along the lines of the Blade Trilogy happens.

@yamino

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

Real life videogame level.

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have

Sheet music is just a sound recipe.

I’m done being mean 

so proud of you

Hey tumblr user rocketrandom66

yeah? :)

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn’t it beautiful.

we fucked up our own language…

this is why sentence context is important.