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I've seen a bunch of "fandom etiquette" posts on my dash today and I'm going to say something that is maybe going to be unpopular but;
The absolutely pervasive mentality that unwanted criticism or critique shouldn't be given and should be ignored is why fans of color don't stay in fan spaces.
And I am not going to mince words here:
A lot of you are racist. A lot of your fan works are racist.
That might have been difficult to hear. And if it was, you should probably reflect on why that was.
"Fandom etiquette" has created a space where fans of color either bite our tongues and eventually leave or say something, get dogged on, and then eventually leave.
So much of "fandom etiquette" seems to be about insulating creatives from Feeling Bad and hostility to any kind of negative feedback is a pretty big contributor to why bigotry festers in these spaces.
#imo the potluck analogy applies- it would be rude to critique someone's icing technique at a potluck bc it wasn't as good as at the bakery #but if they had decorated their cupcakes w hate symbols it wouldn't be rude to tell them that's gross and gtfo #in fact it would be inappropriate to NOT say anything in that situation #or to complain that another guest who did point it out was 'ruining everyone's potluck' #and pointing out racism in fan works is 100% the second thing not the first! (via destructions-daughter)
There's also a tendency to conflate anyone who critiques general trends with bad faith randos. Like, there is fandom behavior that is 100% racist and should be talked about, but there are also trends of racist/sexist/ableist preferences.
If I say "I am uncomfortable with fandom's tendency to write trans men as feminine and submissive" I do not mean "I think every person who writes feminine submissive trans men should be chased with pitchforks". I don't even mean "any cis-person who writes feminine or submissive trans men should be chased with pitchforks". I mean "I would like writers to seriously think about why this is so common, why they write that, and if it fairly and genuinely engages with what it means to be a trans man, or if they just think it's hot when submissive people have vaginas and didn't want to write omegaverse of m/f".
Similarly, when people say "fandom is systemically less interested in black characters, less willing to give flat black characters rich fanon than flat white characters, and less interested in black characters in ships", the response is not to explain why you, personally, just happen to like popular white guy in that fanon. Your job is to look at yourself and ask if you tend to "just happen to be more interested" in the popular white guy across fandoms, be honest, and start unpacking that. Sometimes it's easier to love the flat character who's already getting 10,000 fics with headcanons and art and meta.
If somebody says "I wish there were more gluten free options at the potluck. I hate always showing up and not finding anything I can eat*", they are not asking you to throw your cake in the trash and weep. They do not want to hear your long speech about how actually this is your grandmother's recipe, and you've tried it with rice flour actually, but it just didn't work. You think about what you can do, and you listen to how they feel.
*The metaphor here not being that you can't read fic that isn't "good rep". The metaphor here is that it can be isolating to be in spaces where nobody is trying to make sure people like you are welcome.
the jedi temple’s bootleg space booze is.
1. a Specialty, 2. made with love and a complete lack of fucks 3. honestly the most Terrifying substance in existence
Every Jedi has their own particular twist - Kit Fisto uses a hallucinogenic seaweed found on his native planet. Plo Koon’s is literally lethal to non Kel-Dor but is the galaxy’s best known grease remover. Mace’s stash appears relatively tame, but has an aftertaste that kicks in half an hour later when you’ve already drunk half the bottle and cannot be removed by any mouthwash known to civilization. No one knows what Yoda’s tastes like, except possibly Dooku and the only time he was ever asked his eyes went blank, his shoulder twitched compulsively and he he immediately called a retreat - it is therefore the most sought after secret in the temple. Luminara has a variety that tastes of something only describable as “pure regret”. She’s been working on “horrified realisation” for a while now but has only managed “embarassed mortification”. Qui-Gon liked to infuse tea and spices into his brew, and brought back more than a few exotic species to feed his habit. Obi-Wan continues the tradition, however due to the increasing stresses of war the tea varieties he uses have steadily been increasing in both bitterness and caffeine content. It is colloquially known as “the sleepless death” and is banned in eight star systems. Skywalker’s version is surprisingly palatable, does not cause hallucinations and packs a kick stronger than a Dug on steroids. It’s made of bugs.
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i am so serious when i say dark and quiet are both human rights.
i don't mean like absolute silence. obviously in an ideal community, there would still be sound and noise from people and music and work etc. but it haunts me that when i camp in the forest i can hear the howl of semi trucks on the interstate miles away. and the people who live beside it never know quiet. it haunts me that many people will live their whole lives never seeing the stars in the sky that were fully visible with NO electric light pollution as recently as my great-grandparents' childhoods.
so much of our lives is bright bright unnecessary noise. neon mcdonalds signs 200 feet in the air so we can see it from the road. led lights over billboards. parking lots lit up like sports stadiums at closed office buildings. advertisements playing at gasoline pumps. streets lined with led porch lights and decorative garden lights that genuinely threaten entire species of wildlife. music blaring outside pharmacies to deter homeless people. everything always shining and wailing for no purpose but profit and cruelty.
obviously not everything can be turned off or made quiet and i wouldn't want it to be anyway and there is a lot of nuance and room for "but what about" here, but MANY things HAVE to change because none of us are supposed to live like this and we shouldn't have to!!!
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we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.
What would The Traitors be like on Cardassia? I reckon it’s called The Order, and there are 3 people who are secretly designated dissidents, unknown even to each other. Everyone else is with the Order, and it’s their job to hunt down the dissidents. At the round table everyone gets a turn to denounce someone else, and the person with the most denunciations is exiled.
The dissidents have never won, in more than 25 seasons of The Order. Everyone knows it’s a massive fix but obviously nobody says so. It’s the third most watched show on Cardassia Prime after Clouds Over Culat and Real Housewives of Lakarian City.
Amazing. And now the truly important question: does Cardassia have an equivalent to Love Island or The Bachelor/Bachelorette?
Yes but they are tremendously serious and ponderous programmes about the importance of marriage and the family. Everyone secretly finds them very dull but they watch dutifully so that they’re not caught out by Order informants and get a reputation for being anti-family.
after the reconstruction do they bring these back? is it a huge scandal when they include a "non-Cardassian" on the dating shows (they're still Cardassian but like maybe 1/4 Bajoran or something not even obvious)? Is the first season the dissidents win on the reconstructivist The Order a huge hit?
They come back full pelt with a series set on Risa and loads of aliens and the ensuing political firestorm collapses the conservative coalition in the Assembly enabling Castellan Ghemor to repeal Dukat's pre-war pro-family legislation. There are rumours that Ghemor's shadowy "fixer" Elim Garak advised the show's producers but surely that's the Ses'erakh gossip machine working overtime.
The dissidents winning The Order is indeed a massive hit, one of the most watched events on Cardassia in a generation, outmatched only by the first time Clouds Over Culat airs after the Fire, a Cardassian cultural moment as significant as Dirty Den serving Ange the divorce papers in the Christmas Eastenders or the wedding of Charles and Lady Di.
Le gasp, like Den and Ange divorce papers! Also, what else does the rumour mill say: did Mr. Garak perhaps accompany the production crew on Risa?
Mr "Fixer" Garak is too busy fanning the political wildfires back in the capital, but he's getting hourly updates via his spy, i.e. one of the production runners.
Damn. All that work and he didn't even get a free holiday out of it. :(
OF COURSE he didn’t even get a free holiday out of it. No rewards for Garak until he’s done ALL his chores.
And the chores NEVER END of course. No rest for the wicked, huh? Man. No wonder he's unwell.
I would like to think Ghemor made him trek out there at least once for a personal touch given the "importance of this production to the soul of the union and potential future intergalactic relations". This is an obvious ploy to try and get the man to relax for the first time in his life. It, crucially, does not work
The travel is exhausting; the hotel is noisy; everyone else there is young and hooked up with someone gorgeous; he's only been home for ten minutes and they're sending him off again; it's very Federation and, yes, this makes him pine for Bashir...
Plus all the federation twinks (who remind him too much of Bashir) keep trying to call him daddy and do border wars RP with him. He's too old for this.
He looks cute in his cardassian-equivalent kaftan and sunhat, at least
He just wants to be back home in his shed drinking boiled water.
Tangent: What's Clouds Over Culat about?
Clouds Over Culat is the great Cardassian telenovela created by me and @planetarywanderer on Twitter during lockdown! A multigenerational soap opera. A truly significant piece of Cardassian culture. Everyone watches it, even those who pretend not to.
So, is it more East Enders/Fair City, full out Latin American telenovela, or does it go full crazy as in Days of Our Lives?
Inquring minds want to know...
Good question. I think it’s run for so long it’s been all these things over the years, and everyone has their favourite era. Except that patch of a few months with the hound-racing subplot, everyone hated that.
yeah, every series has that one plot that no one wants to acknowledge ever truly existed....
Okay, in terms of wackiest things in Clouds Over Culat, do we find them in
the characters' family trees/connections
the way people die
plot twists (among others to explain actors' departures)
the dramatic zoom-ins on characters' faces
A good soap has all of the above, but which one does COC have in abundance?
Also, what is its fandom like? What's the nastiest shipping war?
I personally am a huge fan of the dramatic zoom-ins on CoC. But regular and attentive viewers know to watch carefully when an expensive big white skimmer appears on screen. The producers bought one and filmed it crashing over a cliff and exploding. Now they use that footage whenever they can to save money. Whenever someone climbs into a big white skimmer your pulse races. Of course some people walk away from the explosion without a hair out of place. Scheming matriarch Mathra Fereny has done so three times, although one husband didn’t make it. But it turned out he was already married and it still isn’t clear whether or not Mathra knew and crashed the skimmer deliberately. That was her fourth husband unless you count the one she remarried in which case he’s her fifth. I refer you to the fan forum discussion threads: beware, they’re inhabited by some pretty formidable experts on the history of Cardassian enjoinment laws, both professionals and auto-didacts.
The skimmer has its own dedicated subforum on the biggest fan site and people regularly post pictures of themselves with skimmers of the same make. All location data monitored by the Order of course. Someone got into big trouble for selling off what they claimed was pieces from the wreck of the original skimmer. They were going for mad prices before the investigation got underway.
Incredibly, the actual skimmer was tracked down postwar to a quarry two hours outside Ses’erakh by former Order filing clerk Akem Retel, and is now held in pride of place at the Culat Museum of Popular Culture, opened by Castellan Garak in 2388,
[The ITC white 1957 Jaguar 2.4 Mk.1]
History of enjoinment laws? I love fandoms where people get to whip out their legalese and knowledge of laws, we need more of that. (My inner lawyer is made happy.)
The exploding skimmer made me think of a particular Polish soap on which they killed off a character by having her crash her car into a stack of cardboard boxes. She died on the spot*.
CoC fandom is a broad church where all can find a home.
CoC causes of death list:
- White skimmer (multiple times)
- Cardboard boxes
- Fall down a turbolift shaft
- Mauled by regnars
- Poisoned by the highly toxic pollen of the perek flower
- Bomb on shuttle (of prominent politician)
Mhm. Does COC involve crazy plots about long-lost siblings and illegitimate and/or swapped and/or stolen children or does the state family propaganda forbid that? Post-war, do we start getting more craziness in family trees?
Also: who is that one character that regularly gets killed and then miraculously comes back, "bitch you thought you'd seen the last of me" style and is it Mathra's niece?
Death by cardboard boxes, you will always be famous to me.
The plots are insanely crazy because they distract from the actual real-life hypocritical shenanigans of the Cardassian elite. As long as everything eventually resolves within the law.
One of the longest-standing actors (played Mathra’s second husband, she was his third wife) foolishly confused his fame with reality and was embroiled in a real-life marital scandal with a girl young enough to be his daughter. Wasn’t seen on screen again. Or off.
[Amazing clip: cardboard boxes, soft focus, child in peril. It’s got everything]
Do they ever include offworlders in Coc post-fire? Is it v controversial? How do the characters fare during the fire?
*takes copious amounts of notes for that pop culture and identity essay that still isn’t finished*
Also, post fire, is there a character that is absolutely not a thinly veiled version of Gul Dukat?
Do they cast their first mixed Bajoran-Cardassian actor?
There is a thinly veiled version of Gul Dukat, a semi-regular buffoon, completely played for laughs. His grand schemes are always foiled. One episode follows him as he purchases a big white skimmer (he’s cheated on the price). He’s often seen proudly polishing it.
It takes a little while to cast a Cardassian-Bajoran actor because the production crew are genuinely anxious about getting the Bajoran angle wrong.

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FJORD USING THUNDER STEP TO GET YASHA OUT OF THE FORCE CAGE "IF YOU'RE WILLING"
THE LAST TIME HE TRIED TO THUNDER STEP HER OUT AND AWAY SHE WAS NOT WILLING.
THAT WAS KINGS CAGE.
The narrative parallels of the Nein have always been above and beyond even most scripted stories but it never fails to delight and amaze me.
Clouds Over Culat
Once upon a time (Dec 1, 2020), a group of Star Trek fans on Twitter led by the intrepid author @unamccormack were imaging what it would be like if people in TNG and DS9 actually watched non-20th century Earth media. I, having recently read "The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation," suggested the following:
There must be a years-long-running Cardassian historical soap/drama with multiple generations of warring families, sneaky politics, star-crossed romance, duty to the state…every so often Garak gets a big batch of eps from the black market, closes his shop, and binge-watches.
@unamccormack happily picked up this thread and ran with it, naming the show "Clouds Over Culat." Eventually twitter imploded and our thread was lost, but here we are nearly six years later on Tumblr keeping "Clouds Over Culat" alive. I wanted to make a post where we can put everything we remember about the show and can add all our new headcanons. This starting post is what I can reconstruct from my downloaded twitter archive before I shut down my account. We've got more material in the replies to various posts on Una's Tumblr, hopefully one of us will dig it up and add it here :)
@planetarywanderer has retrieved the Clouds of Culat foundational lore from Twitter! I’d forgotten about Damar hanging out on the fan forums! 😆
I seem to remember Damar being super impressed that Garak could remember in detail a particularly legendary plotline (old age is a sign of wisdom and dignity etc.). Mind you, that must be nothing on what Mila remembers.
Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
Men are not inherently Evil
Everyone has the capacity for evil
Transgender Men are men
Transgender Women are women
Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.
This post has given me 80k notes and a blocklist longer than my follower+following count.
Happy 80k to what should be basic common sense/knowledge but is instead divisive because people are either transphobic, hate men, or both.
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I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.
Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.
#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain
Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"
I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.
And that they're somehow better than everyone else for being aware of the scam.

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