some of you sick fucks would fall to wile e coyote in seconds. you would walk right into his traps. you would peck at the bird seed and the boulder would fall on you. this is your fate

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some of you sick fucks would fall to wile e coyote in seconds. you would walk right into his traps. you would peck at the bird seed and the boulder would fall on you. this is your fate

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college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go⦠be bo be ba bo⦠bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo baā¦
me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)
i know being an amazon affiliate doesnāt actually mean youāre being run by amazon but the idea that jeff bezos is personally puppeteering these blogs is just too funny for me
stop saying that taylor swift is a lesbian icon when shes literally the straightest person i have ever seen in my life
wearing the pan colors (next to bredon urieā¦ā¦.an out pan manā¦ā¦also wearing pan colorsā¦ā¦)
PANtsuits
lesbian flag colors
gay pride flag
like literally closeted peopleā¦ā¦exist??? just because shes a celebrityā¦ā¦.does not mean she is exempt from homophobia??? esp when she was born and bred in country music, like if she wanted to be succesful wtf else was she supposed to do but appease The Straights??? like literally she IS a lesbian icon bc she IS a lesbian stop telling us to erase this womanās story
what the fuck
US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i wonāt believe until iāve seen them with my own two eyes:Ā
girl scouts selling cookies
garbage disposals
regular school assembliesĀ
PSAs
coupons
canāt believe i forgotĀ
cheerleaders
serious school sports teams
spirit week (still not convinced this isnāt a myth)
I canāt believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

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all y'all talkin about endgame spoilers but iām js. if any of you fuckers spoil detective pikachu youāre getting arrested.
Pika pika
THATāS IT GET YOUR ASS IN THE COP CAR
Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
Fuck, yeah.
millenials try this
use your barbels to search for food in murky water
This is literally WALL-E lmfao
im going to scream we really are headed in the direction of all rich people exploit the earth from another planet
OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY
This is basically turning into a cat blog.

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I donāt think Iām enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.
WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DONāT YOU DOERSTARBT
WHAT PART
OF
shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe
xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu
DONāT YOU
DOERSTARBT
āThis is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.ā
Via @tjconnorstweets
I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.
Every OSHA Personal Protectice Equipment regulation was written in blood, meaning as a result of death or serious injury.
Be like Jeremiah.
APRIL FOOLS
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINKĀ
IĀ PFEHAHA Ā FTIĀ PFFHEHEHA
YOU WHAT
i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat from my sponge testicals you putrid floppy fish fuck
Women who miscarry or get legal abortions out of state could also be imprisoned.
Did yāall miss this news? Itās a literal Handmaids Tale law.
āEven women who seek lawful abortions out of state may not escape punishment. If a Georgia resident plans to travel elsewhere to obtain an abortion, she may be charged with conspiracy to commit murder, punishable by 10 yearsā imprisonment. An individual who helps a woman plan her trip to get an out-of-state abortion, or transports her to the clinic, may also be charged with conspiracy.ā
WHAT THE FUCK
We knew itās gonna happen. They did it while fully expect that it will be challenged for violating Roe vs Wade ruling and their plan is to have it go up in legal battles until it reaches Supreme Court where they hope Kavanaugh will use it to overrule Roe vs Wade.
everyone wish her a goodnight

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Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like⦠serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption
cutting a worm will not make two worms
I havenāt done realism in at least 5 months ugh
Reblogs appreciated lmao
THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????