Surfing For Puss And The Tide Is High

*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’

I don't like that watermark one bit

Thanks for the input smegma factory

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

This is what Society should be like.

Tag yourself im a lewder

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

tower of babel