Kallistrate

attention all ship captains; please cease and desist all closed loop time travel paradoxes. the are now considered grade 3 civil citation. and will incur points on your license , resulting in revocation at 10 points(please see galactic charter A.31.f340 for governance authority)

@21st-century-minutiae something for your blog?

Woag they put me in the rhetoric museum

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

how come some of the spanish players have last names on their jerseys, some have first, and some have both?

I know some of them play on club teams with their siblings, and they vary naming conventions based on how they want to share space. Nico Williams, is Williams Jr. for instance not because he is a junior but because he plays with his older brother on their club team (La Liga), and instead of using his first name he wanted to show respect to that relationship, and he continues to wear Williams Jr on his jersey even though they play on different National teams. (his brother is on Ghana's national team).

I always recommend handwriting anything you have to remember (ex. test material) to cut down on overall study time

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

*occtis tachonis voice* you can date me but first you have to defeat my evil dad, my evil granddad, my seven *checks notes* five evil siblings, my unexamined classism, my two evil cousins and their evil boytoy knight, my two evil aunts, my unexamined CPTSD that has completely fucked my ability to manage interpersonal conflict, my one evil uncle, another evil knight (not a boytoy), and Wicander Halovar, not because he's evil but because fuck him for reasons that (you guessed it) I haven't examined. (Also if you could get any info on my mom that would be great.)