Not a saint

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

no im not in love w him bro he's so boring. he's sooooo boring with those big brown eyes and perfect mouth. he drinks ginger ale. soooo boring. he kisses me like i'm the sun. snoozefest. he folds his clothes before i fuck him. bro im not in love whatsoever

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change

Sometimes I think about those old photographs from the late 1800s of snow drifts taller than a person, right in the heart of major cities, and then I think about how for the last 3 years we haven't had enough snow here to cover the grass.

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

non-practicing slut. is this anythign