Salamander Zack's Funky Fresh Bungalow

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

no way you got the puppygirl doordasher high roll

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station