shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

He predates the modern calendar

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss