shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

i wish i was in the woods naked covered in blood right now . but like in a fun way

I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

follows you online due to your posts. Lol

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn