themilozone

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

im such a slut for water always drinkin it in massive jars and out of pitchers and gasping for air after chugging it all in one go and im gettinn it all over my face and stuff. id moan too but i still live with my parents

frontman of hardcore band “underarm fetish” wants to see you open that fucking pit up!!!!!

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

oh we thought we killed a god and left it to rot but yeah. turns out that was basically just some guy or a vessel or whatever and the actual god was the rot itself. yeah im like super into decaying now. yeah the eternal rot. thats why im decomposing. get this though. the corpse of the god we killed? fresh as a patch of flowers

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

the smoke from a cigarette 100 feet away just hit me in the face #breakfast

yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe

Time loop where only one person is in a time loop and everyone else is moving on as normal watching This guy do the same thing over and over again