themilozone

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

We just got word that Josh Tron from Game Grunp and Arin Handsome were beheaded by Bridge Troll

i'm close ☹️

At Costco there were two butch ladies in their 60’s arguing about which couch to get and one of them said a certain option wouldn’t fit through the doorway at which point they BOTH immediately whipped out tape measures. Glorious.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes