themilozone

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better