live laugh llllllets get ready to rrrruuuuumblllll

make that trio polyamorous

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

my fave thing about this post is that that’s not mark wahlberg in the picture. one of those actors is matt damon and the other is leonardo dicaprio

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

everyone saying no has never used a printer

It isn’t evil to be a sadist they just are machines so they don’t understand that what they’re doing is a sex thing

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.