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the LMAO+ community

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

Dewey is hard femme

it’s the first brick from stonewall

the british do probably it's like when i looked up french toast, found out an alternative name for it is "eggy toast," thought it was british, looked it up, it was fucking british because of course it is

i mean i know americans were briefly threatening to rename french fries "freedom fries" but the british are doing WHAT now

wait until you hear what they call whipped cream

we don't talk about squirty cream

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

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Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

Giv news

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

pls

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

plz bagel plssss 🙏

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

Bagel, pls

bagel please i need this thank you

pls bagel

Bagel please

I beg of you sir bagel

Please, I need this so bad

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances