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Thanos was the one who defeated Voldemort, not Potter.

I wasn’t prepared for this

It’s 2:10 am and I’m too drunk for this.

I hate this website

I dig

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that

yes but it’s like the most Powerful voice to exist

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

She’s beauty and she’s grace and she’ll kick you in the face.

Anyone else tired of the 3 guy 1 girl character setup in literally every movie ever?

That disgusts me.

There have also been studies in which it was found that men think women talk much more than they actually do - if they have to share equal air time with a woman they think they’re not getting a word in edgewise.

Imagine being so used to privilege and prioritization to think that the equal treatment of others is an unfairness to you.

In the name of Adobe, the Reader and the Writer.

Acrobat.

this was perfect

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

me trying to flirt

Wait how do you know all your fish are single?

all the fish I currently have are brothers so like, I hope

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

I really don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this

Because this needs to be reblogged….

I remember learning this for the first time as an adult. I had grown up thinking education was the great playing field leveler. So I was so furious to find out how very much it wasn’t anything of the kind.

This is a big part of why you’ll often see rich white people fussing about school district lines, because they hate the idea that their money is going towards the education of poor children.

^^^^^^^ BINGO!!!!!

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

pray for ur parents. pray for their emotional and mental well-being. they like to act strong for our sake.

THE PUREST THING

Nerd problems

*agressively sketches Punnett squares*